Editor's Note: Apparently, you can't actually learn about monkeys by reading about them or anything. You have to take one as a pet. Here are some detailed instructions as to do it.How to Learn About Monkeys
Do you have a monkey. I don't. But be careful. It might heart you, and that is not good.
Steps
1. Take care of the monkey.
2. Feed the monkey.
3. Give it a bath.
4. Keep it in a cage.
5. Do not wake it up when you are sleeping.
6. Do not scare him.
7. Leave it alone.
Tips
Here are some tips:
* Take care of the monkey.
* Feed the monkey.
* Do not heart the monkey
Warnings
* Do not hit the monkey.
* Or disturb it.
Article added: 21 May 2010
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