Editor's Note: For step one, consider chopsticks.How to Get Away FastThroughout your life, you may find yourself being chased. Here is how to get away:Steps 1. Make sure your shoes are tied. Necessary for the next steps. 2. Run as fast as you can. Run zig-zag lines if you are avoiding bullets. 3. It's always a good idea to carry a get-away kit. Some ideas for the kit include: Marbles (to throw on the ground), beads, money, masks, a fake moustache. 4. Once you have gotten away, make sure the person who is chasing you cannot find you for at least a few minutes, hours, days or years, depending on the reason they are chasing you for. Tips * These steps do not apply if you need to get away in a figurative sense. Warnings * If you run people might think you are a wimp (chicken). Article added: 01 February 2010 wikiHowl collects funny how-to articles deleted from wikiHow.com, and brings them to you when you are looking for a laugh. wikiHow's content is shared under a Creative Commons license; with author credits for these silly or bizarre how-to's available via wikiHow's Deletion Log. |  A little red car might help.  |