Editor's Note: It is certainly considered to be an attraction in many countries. Now it's time to get that big butt of your own and wow them all!How to Get a Really Big ButtHere we are going to discuss the mechanics of getting the huge butt that you want. We will overview the steps necessary such as: Steps,Tips, and Warnings.Steps 1. First start with the butt you have. 2. Take and assess just how big you want your butt to be. 3. Diet with things like: McDonalds, Dairy Queen, Wendy's, Jack in the Box. 4. Try to get the fattest meals you can from the above listed restaurants such as 5 Big Macs, 2 large fries, a huge soda, and a large shake to top it off. Supersize where possible. 5. Continue diet for at least 3 times a day for 3 months (Most important step). 6. Live like a true trooper sit in front of the TV . Enjoy those shows! 7. Do as little as possible in the hibernation period of big butt growing. 8. After 3 months or so step back and look in the mirror and jiggle that butt. Tips *Never stray from diet. Warnings *Big Butt steps may lead to a sedimentary lifestyle and also lead to becoming extremely obese. Article added: 19 Sep '08 wikiHowl collects funny how-to articles deleted from wikiHow.com, and brings them to you when you are looking for a laugh. wikiHow's content is shared under a Creative Commons license; with author credits for these silly or bizarre how-to's available via wikiHow's Deletion Log. |  Don't be ashamed, you worked hard to get that butt! |