Editor's Note: This information could obviate the need for that trillion dollars the government wants in order to solve that little health care problem.

How to Cure Cancer

Cancer is a very naughty and silly disease. But I happen to know the cure.


1. Go to the drug store.

2. Purchase 2 things: Dimetapp, and orange juice.

3. Return to your house.

4. Drink one glass of orange juice and a standard dosage of Dimetapp.

5. BAM! You're cured.


* You can never take too much Dimetapp.


* You can actually take too much Dimetapp.

Article added: 05 October 2009

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