Editor's Note: Find a place which allows fishing AND barbeque, just in case you don't want to keep your new pet after all.

How to Catch a Piranha

Ok, you want to catch a piranha without getting hurt? Its possible! Here's how.


1. You need a large, fresh, big chunk of meat.

2. Go to the Amazon River.

3. Get a hook, attach the meat to it.

4. Tie the hook to a thick rope.

5. If a piranha comes, yank!

6. Taa-Daa! Mister Fishy is yours!


* Ok if you get a piranha, better toss it on the fire. It is very dangerous and aggressive. If it bites you, go to a local doctor (IF you have one).

Article added: 17 January 2011

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