Editor's Note: Valentine's Day snuck up on you once again, and now you are left emptyhanded. Never fear…..here's what to do.

How to Buy Valentines Gifts

It is quite easy.

Steps

1. YOU GO OUT AND FREAKING BUY A GIFT THAT RELATES TO VALENTINES DAY.

Tips

* Make sure it doesn't say "Happy Birthday" on it or something.

Warnings

* Don't shoplift

Things You'll Need

* Money

* A store

* A brain

Article added: 08 February 2010

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