Editor's Note: If you are an army general or something, read on!

How to Beat Up a Pirate

To beat up a pirate you simply need a heck of a lot of guns or be a ninja as ninjas will clearly own pirates.


1. Nuke his boat.

2. Fire a Peacekeeper missile at his face.

3. Kick away his peg leg and shoot him.

4. Be a ninja and pull out a can of butt whoop.


* To be a ninja you need a heck of a lot of training.

* To get hold of nukes and Peacekeeper missiles you need to be an army general or something.

* To get a gun is easier.

* To leave him alone is easier.


* Pirates are DANGEROUS.

Article added: 24 May 2010

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